The adventures of Monty and Daisy.We hope you follow our tales.
Oy, you two, get off the bed. I'm still putting new sheets on.
"But we're helping you, Dad." Some help. Get your fat asses off my clean bed.
Sigh, they've done it again, rolled in possum poop.
This of course means we all go straight into the shower when we get home.
It's been a big day helping our Dad. Now we're all tucked up in bed waiting for a kiss on the nose.
Good night Winnie. "Nighty night, Dad."
Good night Mr Darcy. "Good night, Dad." Phoo, you stink of possums.
Everybody strap in. We're off to find some dinner.
We've had our toast and coffee at the Belljar. You two wait there while I pay. The we'll go to the park for a walk.
Happy birthday to us.
Time for our nap.