Monty ! What are you doing in my bed ?! How did you get up here ?
"Um, Dad, I plead ignorance."
Monty, for shame, and it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon !
"La la la I can't hear you."
Don't give me that. I'll tickle your toes until you get up, lazy sod.
"Dad, nooooooo, don't tickle !"
I tickle your toes ! Now get up !
*sighs* "OK Dad, but make me some toast please ?"
Si the DogBlogger.