''Hello Dad. What are you cooking ?''
''Gag. Vegies ?! But Dad, I can smell bacon.''
''And Dad, I can smell sausages !''
''So, massively overcooked vegies with sausages and bacon ? Am I right, Dad ?''
''No no, Dad. It's just that you always cook that.''
''Um. Can we have a taste ?''
Si the Dogblogger