"What are you cooking, Dad ?"
Oh, hello Monty, hello Daisy. I'm cooking up some chicken fillets that have been in the freezer too long.
"Ah. Cooking them up for us, are you ?"
"Ah. Browned in a hot pan, are they ?"
"Lightly salted, and a little olive oil, is it ?"
"P'raps I'd better taste it then..."
P'raps you'd better.
"P'raps I'd better taste it too, Dad..."
"Very nice, Dad. P'raps I'd better taste another piece, just to be sure..."
"Oh yes. Very nice, Dad."
Glad you approve.
"Me too another piece too Dad."
"Do plate it up nicely Dad, won't you ?!"
Sigh, you two have been watching too much 'Master Chef' with your Mum.
Si the DogBlogger.