"Yay. A puddle. I think I'll have a paddle."
No! You'll get all muddy, Monty.
That's because you're standing in a puddle, Monty.
That's because you're still standing in that muddy puddle, you daft old dog.
Haha, you silly plonker. That's because you've just sat in that same puddle.
"Have I ? Oh, well that's probably why my bum feels all wet."
Si the DogBlogger