Monday, October 31, 2011

My feet feel cold and wet. Rushall Crescent Community Garden Fitzroy North

"Yay. A puddle. I think I'll have a paddle."
No! You'll get all muddy, Monty.
"Dad, my feet feel cold and wet."
That's because you're standing in a puddle, Monty.
*turns around* "Oh yes, a puddle. Yes."
"Dad, my feet feel cold and wet."
That's because you're still standing in that muddy puddle, you daft old dog.
"Hmm, oh yes, I seem to be standing in a puddle."
"Dad, my bum feels cold and wet."
Haha, you silly plonker. That's because you've just sat in that same puddle.
"Have I ? Oh, well that's probably why my bum feels all wet."
Si the DogBlogger
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