We do a lot of this ....
Monty, show me you eyes.
"Yes Dad." *snuffle snuffle*
I have to check for eye goop and that ingrowing eyelash.
"Yes Dad." *snort snort*
Lovely teeth. Those bones keep your teeth nice.
"Yes Dad." *snuffle snort*
Nice clean ears.
"It's all attention Dad. I like it when you look after me."