How are you feeling today, Monty ?
"Yeah OK I guess, Dad. But anyway, stand aside. I smell a biscuit."
What ? Where ?
"There's a biscuit here I tell you !"
Well I didn't drop one, and I can't see one.
"It's here. I can sense it."
What ? From a blind, deaf old mutt that walks into walls ?
"Hush Dad. If you've nothing nice to say ..."
Si the Dogblogger