"But Dad, I'm old and frail. I don't need a wash."
Ooh yes you do, cos you pee everywhere and sit in it and you pong. Poor old blind boy.
"Make sure you wash my toes Dad. I like it when you play with my toes."
Yes of course Monty. I'll scrub all your bits.
Look at that water ! It's black ! I told you you needed a wash.
"Sigh, I guess I'll have to start all over again then, eh Dad ?"
Mmmmm.
Si the Dogblogger



2 comments:
My little mate you really need to take your bath so that you will be clean all the time.
oh Monty! just be glad you don't live here. i'm getting 3 baths this week APPARENTLY because i have allergies. likely story eh.
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY to everyone! :) x
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