Let me check all your toes for prickles, Monty.
"Dad ! It tickles." *snuffle snort*
"That feels nice, Dad. Now the back ones."
Alright, this one's good too.
"Not the other one Dad, that's my funny toe."
Yes Monty, I know you don't like that toe touched. You're a big sook.
Si the Dogblogger