Monday, February 6, 2012

Checking all your bits

Rightio Monty, let me check all your other bits now.
*snufflesnuffle* "Yes Dad."
I'll check your nose... It's a bit dry.
"Yes Dad, it feels dry. I need a drink."
Let me check your teeth... Lovely teeth.
"Grrrr, Dad. It's all those bones, you see."
I'd better check your ears. Hmm, nothing nasty in there.
*snuffle sneeze* "Yes Dad."
Lovely boy. You're not looking to bad.
"But I feel a bit old and tired still, Dad."
Si the Dogblogger
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