"Dad ! What is this ?! I can't eat this !"
And why not Daisy-Mae ?
"Dad ! It has veggies in it. I can't eat veggies. My god, that looks like a pea."
"Pass me that phone, Dad."
This one ?
"Yes. Hit fast dial 5. That's the RSPCA."
Cruelty to Animals ? As if. You're the best looked after little girl in the world. Now eat !
"Just for you Dad. Mmmm, hey this is good. Herbs, spice, chilli..."
Damn right. I've never heard such noise.
*Nom nom nom* "Yum."
Si the Dogblogger