Daisy, come here and let me play with your eyebrows.
Hahaha. You look like Dame Edna Everage with her glasses...
"Oh yes Dad. Ha Ha Very Funny, I'm sure."
Or maybe like Elton John and those glasses he wears...
"Yes Dad. Such a joke."
"Actually Dad, I was thinking more like those beasties in 'Gremlins'..."
Hmmm, yes, maybe.
"So, Dad.... You'd better not get me wet or I'll turn into a monster, so no more baths !"
Si the DogBlogger.