Monty, I've renewed the contract for another year. Do you want to check it ?
"Same rights and privileges, Dad ?"
Yes, all the same. The Right to Chop Bone, Privilege of Pizza Crust, Authority of Table-Scrap, First Sniff at Fallen Morsel...
"Mmmm, don't forget Small Taste of Ice Cream..."
Oh yes, and the obvious of course, Licking the Dog Meal Pan...
"Yes of course Dad. Sounds good. I'll sign."
Si the Dogblogger