This is Mr Darcy. We adopted him from the RSPCA on the Peninsula yesterday.
Mr Darcy, your hair is a mess ! It's full of matted knots and dreadlocks. You need a good comb.
"Yes Sir. Sorry about that."
I'll need a pair of scissors to cut these knots out ! I'll need the strong steel comb too.
"Rightio. See what you can do then."
And a wash too !
"Ah. Now that could be an issue, Sir."
Si the DogBlogger.