Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Eight dollar rubber chicken.

Daisy, are you enjoying your new toy ?
*squeek squeek* "Yes Dad. See, it makes noises when I squish it !"

Can I have a look ?
*grrrr* "No Dad. This is my chicken." *squawk squawk*

What is this, then ? Are you tearing it to bits ?
"Yes of course, Dad."

"See ?! I've already managed to chew off one leg. I'm very clever."
Daisy ! That rubber chicken cost your Mum eight dollars !

"Well, can I have one more then, please ? They're great fun." *thttp* "Oh no, it's lost its sqeak."
That's because you've chewed its leg off. Silly girl.

Si the Dogblogger

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