Hello Mr Darcy, I'm home.
"I'm not talking to you, Dad."
Why not, Mr D ?
"Because you left me all alone and went to work and I was very sad."
Poor thing. Let's go for a walk and have a smooch and maybe have a snack too. Then you'll feel better.
"OK Dad. But maybe you can take me to work tomorrow? "
Si the Dogblogger.