Mr Darcy, come here. What is that growing on your forehead ?! It looks like a rhino horn.
"Yes Dad, and it makes me cross-eyed looking at it."
Hmm, I had better trim your face.
Haha, look at you.
"Dad, don't mock me."
Right then. Haircut coming up. I'll trim your eyes and mouth and that horn.
"Thank you, Dad. I can see now."
Si the DogBlogger.