We've stopped at this nice little vegan cafe called The Bear, on Brunswick Street, Fitzroy.
"Dad, what's for breakfast ? Sausages ? Bacon ?"
No such luck, Daisy-Mae. This is a vegan cafe.
"You're joking, right ? No bacon for my breakfast ?"
*gulp* "But Dad, I shall starve then. I don't do vegan."
Poor Daisy-Mae, my fat little girl. No chance of you starving.
Si the DogBlogger.