You two stink and it's time for a wash. I think we might just head down to the PETstock in Clifton Hill and use their hydro-bath.
"Nooooo Dad. Let us out."
"Dad, let us out !"
No way, you both stink.
"Dad, we don't want a wash. We like being stinky."
Poor things, but you see... Dad doesn't love you when you're stinky, so in the tub you go !
Are you ready ?!
...and it's all over now. Nice clean doggies, at least for a short while. Dad loves you again now.
Si the DogBlogger.