Guilty !

Why are you looking so guilty, Mr Darcy?
"Oh, no reason Dad. Nothing at all."

Oh no, poor squeaky monkey has been torn to bits! That was your favorite toy, too.

I guess we'll have to buy you another one.

Si

So much for that new bed ...

We've just been to Ikea and found a nice new lambs wool bed for Daisy.

"Um... Dad..."
Yes Daisy ?

"Dad... look at what Darcy is doing to my new bed..."

Oh no ! Mr Darcy, did you pull all this wool out ?!
"Ah... maybe..."

You're a naughty boy. I only just bought that. It's all very well to tear up your own toys, but not Daisy's new bed.
"Whoops, sorry about that."
Naughty boy! Don't do it again!

Si the DogBlogger.

Poor Luigi has been murdered

Darcy Pender ! Come here. What is this ?

Poor Luigi has been murdered !

You've pulled all the stuffing out of him. Poor Luigi.

And this ? More evidence of your crime !

"Grrrrr. Give him here, Dad."

Noooooo, poor Luigi. He was your favorite toy.

"Mine Dad. Give him here. I haven't finished with him yet.

I guess I'll just have to sew the stuffing back into him, again.

 Si the DogBlogger.

Pie Thief revisited. This time with panettone.

Mmmmm, we have panettone for breakfast over Christmas.

However, I have just come home to find THIS ! Panettone all over the floor and someone fleeing the scene of the crime.



Mr Darcy ! Pie Thief ! You come here right now ! See the Pie Thief post for that story.
"Um, yes Dad."



Did you steal my panettone ?
"What, me Dad ?! Whatever makes you think that ?"



Well, this mess all over the floor for starters, and you fleeing the scene of the crime, and you stink of panettone ! That's what.
"Um, maybe."
Maybe ?!



"But it smells so good, Dad."
Yes it does rather.
"And it tasted delicious too ! "



Yes, it is, er, was, a rather nice panettone. But that's a confession right there. Bad dog !
"Yes Dad. I promise to never do it again until next time."

 Si the DogBlogger.

Pie thief !

Oh oh. This looks ominous.
Thief ! Who stole my pie ? That was my supper for late shift.

Was it you, Mr Darcy ?

"Dad, I plead. It smelled so good."
 

Let me smell your schnozz. Ah ha ! I smell lamb curry. Pie thief !
"Mmmm. It was very tasty."

Let me check your whiskers... yes, pie crumbs. Ah well, I hope you enjoyed it.

"Was yummy, Dad."

Si the Dogblogger

Who did this ?!

 Uh Oh ! This is not a good sign.

 

Oh no. This looks even worse. 

 

Who did this, I wonder ?

"Sir Dad. I plead."

Was this you, Mr Darcy ? As if I didn't know anyway.
"I smelled chicken bones, Dad, and I was very hungry"

Is that so. *sigh*
"Don't smack me, Dad."

 I'm not going to smack you, you silly mutt. All I'm going do is clean up the mess, then feed you properly - until your belly is round. It still scares me that I can feel your ribs.
"Sorry, Sir Dad."

Si the DogBlogger.