Stop poking me !

What have you found now, Daisy-Mae ?
"Dad ! It's the possum tree."

Hmmm. Don't get your fat head stuck in there.
"Fat chance, Dad... and don't be rude."

Hurry up. It's getting dark and starting to rain.
"But Dad... I smell possums !"

If you don't hurry up I'll poke you in the bottom *snigger*
"Ouch. Dad ! Stop poking me."

*poke poke*
"Dad ! Stop, I'm coming out, OK ?!"
Si the Dogblogger

Helping Dad fix the washing machine.

"Hello Dad. What are you doing ?"
Oh, hello Monty. I'm trying to fix our washing machine.

"Oh. Well I'd better help then. There's no telling what you might get up to without me."
Yes Monty. That's a grand idea.

"I'll just sit here and supervise then, shall I Dad ?"
Thank you Monty. That would be nice.

Si the Dogblogger

Checking all your bits

Rightio Monty, let me check all your other bits now.
*snufflesnuffle* "Yes Dad."
I'll check your nose... It's a bit dry.
"Yes Dad, it feels dry. I need a drink."

Let me check your teeth... Lovely teeth.
"Grrrr, Dad. It's all those bones, you see."

I'd better check your ears. Hmm, nothing nasty in there.
*snuffle sneeze* "Yes Dad."

Lovely boy. You're not looking to bad.

"But I feel a bit old and tired still, Dad."
Si the Dogblogger

Check my toes.

Let me check all your toes for prickles, Monty.
"Dad ! It tickles." *snuffle snort*

Now this one. All good so far.
"That feels nice, Dad. Now the back ones."

Alright, this one's good too.
"Not the other one Dad, that's my funny toe."

Yes Monty, I know you don't like that toe touched. You're a big sook.

Si the Dogblogger

Scratch now.

"Can you scratch my ears please Dad ?"
Sure thing Monty. We'll do the two ear tickle.

"Oooh, oooh, it's good. Now the right ear."
This one ?
"Oooh, lovely. Yes ! Yes !"

"Now scratch my back please."
Yes Your Lordship.

"Mmm, now my belly."
Anything else ?

"Maybe tickle my toes for me ? Would that be too much to ask ?"
I'll see what I can organise.
Si the Dogblogger

Snuffling in the cool grass.

*snufflesnuffle*
Are you right there Monty ?

"Ahhh, Dad, it's glorious." *snufflesnuffle*
Lovely boy.

"I'm going to have roll Dad."
Well don't exert yourself too much.

"I'm fine Dad... But I will have a scratch now if that's ok ?!"
A scratch you will have.

Si the Dogblogger

Dad. We're bored.

"Dad, I'm bored. We've had brekky and there's nothing else to do."
Mmm, well maybe chew your bone.

"Dad, we don't have any bones left. Can you buy some more."
Yes, will do. Chuck bone or marrow bone ?
"Marrow bone please."

Well, we better head out to The Park instead then.

"Ahhh, this is better, Dad."
Si the Dogblogger