Found a sausage. Darling Gardens Clifton Hill,

"Dad ! Dad ! I found a sausage from someone's picnic."

Clever girl, Daisy.

"Yes Dad. Hmmm, now I need to go and bury it for later. Don't look, Dad. Turn around and don't peek."
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Sleep from my eyes.

*Yawn* "Rub the sleep from eyes please, Dad."
*Yawn* Yes Monty. It's a glorious morning.

*Yawn* Scratch my ears too please, Dad.
Yes Monty. Shall we go out for breakfast ?

"Oh yes, Dad. Coffee, toast, bacon. Bring it on."

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My feet feel cold and wet. Rushall Crescent Community Garden Fitzroy North

"Yay. A puddle. I think I'll have a paddle."
No! You'll get all muddy, Monty.

"Dad, my feet feel cold and wet."
That's because you're standing in a puddle, Monty.

*turns around* "Oh yes, a puddle. Yes."

"Dad, my feet feel cold and wet."
That's because you're still standing in that muddy puddle, you daft old dog.

"Hmm, oh yes, I seem to be standing in a puddle."

"Dad, my bum feels cold and wet."
Haha, you silly plonker. That's because you've just sat in that same puddle.
"Have I ? Oh, well that's probably why my bum feels all wet."
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Sitting in Zen garden.Edinburgh Gardens Fitzroy

"It's very nice here, Dad."
Yes Monty. I love this running water.

"There's lots of new smells."
Jolly good.

"I think I'll just sit and take it all in."

You do that. I'll sit and relax too.

"Ommmmm."
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New water garden in The Park. Edinburgh Gardens Fitzroy

"Dad ! Dad ! Check out all this water !"

Wow, pretty nice, eh kiddies ? It's the council's new water garden.

"This is great. Lovely fresh water to play in."
Yes, it's very peaceful with that sound of running water.

"Phooo, it's gone up my nose."
Hahaha. Monty, you're all wet.

"Let's go exploring. Come on Dad."
Rightio. Let's see what else there is.

"Dad, there's no mud."
Gosh, how disappointing.
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Big on self-expression.

"Ah, it's a lovely day to be out. I really feel the need to express myself to the world."

*peepee* "Oh yes. That should really tell them how I'm thinking."

*kick kick* I'd better spread the good news around. That's better."

*kick kick* "Oh yes, it's all coming together now, I can feel it."

"Right, what's next. Maybe over there."
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Ants

Monty ! What have you found this time ?!
"Someone's old piece of toast. Yum." *crunch crunch*

Ick. But it's covered in ants !
"Yeah. It makes it taste a bit bitter." *crunch crunch* *cough cough*

Well just don't puke it up inside later, Mr Garbage Guts.
"What, and waste it ? No chance." *cough*

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